Karate Quintuplets

""When quintuplets in witness protection learn karate, chaos ensues.""

Karate Quintuplets

In the quirky comedy "Karate Quintuplets", Ed Hockney and Hiroyuki "H.I." McDunnough, a lovable but bumbling ex-con and ex-cop duo, hatch a plan to kidnap quintuplets from a wealthy family, but things take a drastic turn when they discover the babies are being bullied by a group of karate-wielding classmates at the local dojo. Desperate to protect the quintuplets and their new family, Ed and H.I. seek out the wisdom of Mr. Miyagi, a wise and mysterious karate sensei who teaches them the ways of karate in exchange for odd jobs around his house. As they learn to harness their newfound skills, they must also navigate the challenges of raising five rambunctious babies, all while facing off against their karate opponents in a series of hilarious and action-packed showdowns. With their unorthodox methods and newfound sensei skills, Ed and H.I. must defend their new family and prove that even the most unlikely heroes can become karate masters.

Movie Poster: "Karate Quintuplets" A colorful, action-packed illustration of Ed and H.I. standing back-to-back, surrounded by the five quintuplet babies, each holding a karate pose. In the background, a stylized cityscape with a karate dojo and a sunny sky. Tagline: "When quintuplets in witness protection learn karate, chaos ensues."